I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains!!!
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS!!!
- I smell like a wet dog in a mud puddle since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer!!!
- I stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to places like Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo!!!
- I stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat poop and urine!!!
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice!!!
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)!!!
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland!!!
- Made hundreds of wishes before forwarding pics of Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji et al. Now, most of those "wishes" are already married (to someone else)!!!
- If ORKUT deletes my account, it's okay and it's MY business. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." messages. That makes me NOT want to have an account with friends like you in the first place!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not forward this to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a thousand birds will poop on your head today at 10:30 a.m!!!
Give me a break! And GROW UP!PS: I got this nice mail from one of my good friends, Lalloo... good job Mr.Lallit!!!
1 comment:
Real good one.
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